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The Flight of Chloe McMurderess cont…
I suppose I was now able change the name of this file. This record. Because the fucker can no longer haunt me. Unless of course there are such things as ghosts.
Now there’s a thought. What if he does come back as a spectre to haunt me. I don’t think an oven spray will do much good in those circumstances.
Dear Agony Aunt,
How does one get rid of the ghost of a guy you have just killed?
Regards
Chloe McMurderess.
Dear Chloe, I have found that holy water, monkey urine, and white vinegar can be quite efficacious but in your extreme case, I rather suspect that it may not work Yo.u are therefore f****d in perpetuity.
Yours
Agony Aunt.
Gee thanks, Agony Aunt, you are always such a comfort.
The question is, why the f**k am I
