(Rowan) Well, it turns out we are complete idiots, it's official. Out of five adults..not even one of us brought a single tent. I mean, it's actually quite hilarious. We brought sleeping bags, pots to cook s**t in, a freaking air mattress..but no damn tent. "Back in my day, we didn't have tents and would just sleep under the stars." My dad began, making Blake roll his eyes as he slapped our drunk dad on the back. "Dad, you make it sound like you lived in the dinosaur era..you seriously didn't have tents? That's hard to believe." Blake threw out there, making my dad wave off his statement. "Well, we had them, we just didn't need them. We wanted to truly experience the outdoors." He reiterated, making Blake and I share a look. "So you forgot to bring them back then too?" Ryder piped i

