Today is the weekend and my day off, and Brent asked me out on a date. To keep my boyfriend completely satisfied, both physically and mentally, I went all out on my makeup and threw on my most expensive little dress. Of course, while putting it on, I was low-key, cursing him out in my head for making me gain five pounds, which definitely dropped my hotness level by at least 10%. "Babe..." From a distance, I spotted Brent waiting by the car. I jogged over briskly and skillfully wrapped my arms around his. The logic behind this sudden physical touch was simple: I had gradually noticed that whenever I initiated the affection, his mood spiked. Ha, innocent guys really are the easiest to handle. Just watch him get totally hypnotized by this little skirt of mine. "You put on makeup?" My

