I drive my mum to the University of Canterbury, winding my way through five kay speedhumps and green hills and willow trees till I find a mint parking spot right outside Condliffe Memorial Lecture Theatre. If there’s one thing Chong’s amazing at, it’s driving and parking. s**t, that was half my work when I started prospecting for the Epitaphs. Still hoping I might finish my qualification someday.
The Taffs were sorta disorganised, like a bunch of bees after you hiff boulders at their hive, but they still got me to do tonnes of driving. Drive us to the piss shop, prospect. Drive off real quick after we jump this Mangu Kaha, prospect. Drive right into them gates of the Vikings so we can finish them off, prospect. Use this polisher on the clubhouse floor so it looks mint when Auckland comes
