Author’s Note
Prologue
I. Where’s Tommy?
1. Creepy Cave
2. Overshadowed by Awesome
3. Escalating Brawl
4. After These Messages…
5. …We’ll Be Right Back
6. Toppled Statue
Interlude 1
II. The g**g’s All Here
7. Things that Make You Go Boom
8. She Ain’t Coming
9. The Science of Magic
10. Plans
11. The Last Night
12. Operation Distractification
13. The Way In
14. The Way Out
Interlude 2
III. To Make the Stars Weep
15. Now, What We’ve Got Here Is…
16. Looking Death in the Eye
17. Twelve-Dimensional Calculus
18. The Obligatory Climactic Trope
19. Horde Mode
20. It’s Never Too Late for Redemption
21. All Debts Eventually Come Due
22. Meet the New World…
23. Small Mercies
24. Beginnings
Epilogue
Coming Soon:
Appendix A
Appendix B
Appendix C
Appendix D
Appendix E
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