I was finished with college. I had taken my last exam. My bags had been shipped out, I had cleaned my apartment and was ready to turn over the keys and catch a bus home. The only reason I was still in the apartment was the super cute girl I met earlier in the day who said she wanted to come by and see me off. I took it to mean that she was going to f**k me, so I thought what’s one more night? I was beyond ready when the doorbell rang. I opened it and there she stood carrying an overnight bag.
“Hi, Tammy,” I gushed. “I wasn’t sure you’d come.”
“Are you kidding, Jimmy,” she laughed. “A new graduate just ready to head out into the big bad world, I wouldn’t have missed it for anything.”
“I know, but we just barely met, and we hardly know each other and…”
“We’ve got plenty of time to get t
