I sat up and gave him a glare before pulling the vibrator and dildo from his hands. He grinned impishly at me as I tossed them back in the drawer, pulled out a condom, and handed it to him. He looked down at the condom in his hand, and burst out laughing again.
"Now what?" I groaned. This was getting disastrous fast. People laughing at you when you are trying to get them in bed is not usually a good thing.
"Please tell me you got this from the campus health center and didn't spend money on it." He laughed, holding up the condom for me to see.
It was indeed one I had gotten from the free basket at a school fair, but I hadn't paid attention to the package. It had a basket of laundry on it, with the words "drop a load" in big, neon pink letters.
"Oh god." I laughed. "Where do they get t
