The scream that came out of my mom’s mouth was loud enough to scare the birds off the roof of our mansion.
“You’re what?” she gasped as she grabbed her chest like she was about to faint.
Jane, my sister, looked at me like I had grown two heads. “Hold on. Back up. Did you just say someone is pregnant for you? Are you okay?”
“I’m not the one who’s pregnant,” I said quickly but they weren’t even listening. They just looked at each other in shocked surprise.
“Do we know the girl?” Mom asked with eyes that were as wide as saucers. “Are you sure the baby is yours? Oh no, please don’t tell me she’s someone’s wife!”
My eyes bulged then in response. I had so not expected that at all. “MOM!”
She moved her shoulder as if I should have expected that from her as she said,“What? It’s LA, these t
