“we are not friends and you are not a good friend If you think it is cute to insult me.” I text him back.
“we are not friends… you wound me.” he texts back.
I roll my eyes.
“and you are right we are not friends. We are more than friends.” he says.
“oh really? This should be interesting. What exactly are we in that deluded mind of yours?” I text back.
“you know we are more than friends. You are practically obsessed with me.” he says.
“I don’t think in my entire life I have ever met someone who has a bigger ego than you and I am not obsessed with you.” I text him back.
“sure baby.” he texts back with a smirk emoji.
“i can see you are following me and stalking me though.” he says.
“i don’t understand. You must be very confused.” I text him back.
“how so princess.” he asks.
“because
