"Finest business in the whole country," said Toad airily. "All the gentry come to me--wouldn't go to any one else if they were paid, they know me so well. You see, I understand my work thoroughly, and attend to it all myself. Washing, ironing, clear-starching, making up gents' fine shirts for evening wear--everything's done under my own eye!" "But surely you don't do all that work yourself, ma'am?" asked the barge-woman respectfully. "O, I have girls," said Toad lightly: "twenty girls or thereabouts, always at work. But you know what girls are, ma'am! Nasty little hussies, that's what I call 'em!" "So do I, too," said the barge-woman with great heartiness. "But I dare say you set yours to rights, the idle trollops! And are you very fond of washing?" "I love it," said Toad. "I simply do

