*TO ANYONE RELIGIOUS, I DON'T MEAN ANY OFFENSE TO THEM BY THE ANGEL COMMENTS*
K E Y
Assclown #1: Poseidon
Assclown #2: Zeus
Assclown #3: Hades
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After being drugged, I woke up in a cell. One that smelled of áss and everything dead. And with a headache that could raise hell.
"Hello? Where are the bïtches that put me in this cell?" I yelled, clanging weakly against the cell bars.
"Hellooo?" I tried again, trying to peek through the spaces between the bars.
"I'm going keep yelling until someone gets me out of here!"
"Would you guys at least give me some food? I haven't eaten since yesterday. I'd like waffles and extra syrup on that."
"Will you shut up already?" An unfamiliar voice groaned, footsteps nearing me.
I saw a tall figure approach my cell- clad in a dark suit and neat hai
