"Aaaand… how many men have you slept with so far?"
"Dude, what the hell?”
“Answer the question, Jude!”
“But no one even counts that!"
“Seriously?”
“Yes!”
"Okay, okay! Fine. Next question, then. Do you top, or do you bottom?"
"Now, that’s just stereotyping me. Next."
"Come on! You haven't answered any of my questions!"
"Well, your questions are dumb."
Zach paused. "But do you top, or do you bottom, though?"
Jude laughed. It was a laugh that Zach had missed, because it was like the way Jude used to laugh a few years back. His unbridled smile coupled with his dimpled cheeks made Zach smile, too, despite himself.
"It doesn't matter if I top or bottom, because you will never get to see it," Jude said as he threw his head back. He held the button and spoke over the mic at Zach.
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