"Stop sucking face or we won't make it till later than we intended too." I gag looking down at my phone checking the time.
Tam literally has to tear her body off of Jackson.
"Shotgun!" Danny rushes to the passenger seat.
"Go ahead, touch the door handle. I'll cut your hands off and feed them to you." She smiles brightly at him, shoving him towards the back seat. "Go sit next to your future girlfriend, baby mamma, and wife."
"Gross, i wouldn't touch him even if my life depended on it. That's disturbing." I jump in the back seat behind Jackson, putting my seatbelt on.
"Oh the same goes for me too, you damn brat." he snarls, getting in behind Tam. "I wouldn't touch you if someone tried to pay me a million dollars." He hooks his seatbelt too, leaning his arm on the door handle. "Lets go so i can see some beautiful scrumptious girls in bikinis all wet."
"Keep it in your pants man." Jackson starts the car, looking over at Tam, grinning at her.
"Yea Dan Dan, you're making Lany jealous." They both laugh as he pulls out of the driveway.
"No, i actually feel bad for the chicks he sleeps with. He treats them like garbage. He thinks because he has a d**k he can act like one-Not to mention that's all he thinks with too. Matter of fact, i don't even think he actually has a brain, its most likely hollow up there." I roll my eyes placing my ear buds in, turning my volume all the way up to drown the three stooges out.
Not even 10 minutes into the drive I feel something tickling my knee, my teeth grit together. That f*****g asshole better not be touching me. I open my eyes quickly throwing daggers at him-But it wasn't him, it was my sister. I yank an earbud out.
Danny looks over at me an evil smile plastered on his face. He scoffs at me. "Oh, you just wanted it to be me, didn't you?"
"What? i cant understand vacuous." I close my eyes again, but before i do i give my sister an evil glare.
She smirks at me. "You two will never realize will you." She shakes her head looking forward.
I stick my ear bud back in, not wanting to add fuel on the fire. I guess Danny didn't want to either cause he didn't say anything, he just flicked her off when she looked away.
I place my earbud back in my ear.
Oh yea i realize...I realize Danny is a abomination to the world and should be eliminated pronto. I smile at my thoughts, feeling eyes on me. "Stop looking at me before i cut your balls off." He says something, but i don't hear him.
About three hours into the drive i get poked hard on my nose. I narrow my eyes before opening them, giving Danny a punch in the arm. "Stop touching me you man whore."
He chuckles at my reaction. "I was actually going to be nice for once and tell you we was gonna go in and eat at Denny's. But since you wanna be an ass swipe, stay here and starve, you damn brat." He shakes his head getting out of the car, slamming the door behind him, rushing to meet up with Tam and Jackson.
"Asshole." i mutter to myself. I had a big breakfast this morning while everyone was still sleeping. I close my eyes and drift off once again.
"LANY!" I jump up at the loud and annoying voice, turning my head to snarl at Danny. My damn phone must have died while i was asleep. Now that's just great, now i gotta listen to Danny's big ass mouth and Tam and Jacksons disgusting innuendos.
"Here." He holds out a box, making me look at him questioningly. "Don't look at me like that, it was your sisters idea. I told her to let you starve, but she insisted i bring this to you." I open my mouth to fire back but Tam gets in cutting me off.
"He's lying to you, Lany. He got it, not me. I had nothing to do with it. He said it was for him, but clearly he was bullshitting me." She says matter of factly, looking at Jackson smiling.
"Lies." He quickly says turning his head and looking out the window hiding his face.
Is the famous man w***e Danny blushing? well ill be, I've never seen him do that....ever.
"Aww, thank you so much Dan Dan, I knew you secretly loved me deep down." I bat my eyelashes at him, my hand coming to my chest.
He collects his composure and turns to face me. "Gross. I can easily take it back you know. I only got it because i hate how you get when you're hungry. I'm the one stuck back here with you- I don't want to deal with your smart mouth, you brat."
So much for me thinking he was actually being nice.
Oh well.
"Okay you two, that's enough fighting back there, kiss and make up now." Jackson and Tam laugh at his comment.
This ride is going to suck so bad since i don't have my music now. Id use the car charger, but they have it up front so they don't loose charge while the GPS is on.
"Alright guys, in an hour and a half our feet will be in the ocean, our asses will be in the sand, and we'll have some drinks in our hands. Just sit back, relax, and we will be there soon." Jackson says excitingly.
I sigh looking back out the window, biting at my lower lip. "Not soon enough." I mumble under my breath, feeling Danny's eyes on me.
weirdo.