EVELYN
"Is it because I haven't been f*****g you every night with an eleven inch sized c**k?"
"Ava, my goodness, tone it down. We're in a public space." I tried to shush her while looking at round the restaurant.
After Ian had gone to work, Ava suggested we hung out today since she haven't seen each other in a while.
Currently, we were at a having lunch at this fancy garden diner. I told her I was finally going to put my relationship with Ian in the new book I was working on after Ian's advice last night...and this best friend of mine was crashing the f**k out because she was the one with the idea first.
"When I brought up the idea, you were all nah nah, not good, very terrible, but your Irish boyfriend says exact same thing and you jump in head first, no sorry, should I say p***y fi
