"Yes, you can. Get up and get dressed. You have one hour available." "No. No. I'm sorry, but I can't help you." Can I? "They anticipate having a female vocalist join them. That is exactly what you are, and a fantastic example of it. After hearing you sing, they won't give a damn about the specifics anymore. When you really stop to think about it, this is actually a pretty ideal circumstance for you to be in. They require a vocalist who is also proficient on the guitar. You should get a job. Problem solved." It's been more than a week since I last sang or played an instrument. "I haven't had a chance to practice." "Choose a topic that is already well known, such as 'What Hurts the Most.' You've been playing that song for longer than either of us have been acquainted with the other. It's

