Hound

12

Her hand buries itself in my hair, as I lick her long neck.

"Good boy," She coos. I shoot her a look, pressing a sound kiss to her throat. It's something about her neck, that adore.

Maybe it's because I want to kill her, but I could lock, and kiss and suck her neck all day.

And lately...I do.

I've learned she's the mysterious Queen, so all of the time I would've spent researching that, is suddenly free. Not to mention I've completely strangled the Tri-state area, and with various government officials imposing my will, I have time to kill.

I spend that time being...more or less her pet.

I've even taken a liking to her whole-hearted good boys.

Though most of the time, it just mockery.

"We should get a place," I suggest, nuzzling her neck. She always smells so good.

She makes this weird face.

"Why would we do that?"

"Well, for one-you keep eating my f*****g food."

She giggles, but I'm dead f*****g serious. If I go in my pantry again, and my Oreos are gone, I'm gonna flambay her liver.

"It was one time!"

It was every time. Ever. In this life in which we've existed in the same space.

"I got a question," I collapse on the couch. She sits next to me.

"Are you ashamed of me?"

She looks away. "Why would I be?"

I sling my arms over my eyes.

"I'm shameful? I mean it's not big deal, I'm just curious."

She sucks her teeth. "Oh, Hound...are you catching feelings?"

I smirk, peeking at her. "Little bit. Probably just the regular p***y and lack of violence, y'know?"

She hums. "I'm not ashamed of you persay."

That doesn't seem true though.

"Really? I mean we talk a lot. We f**k alot. But I don't know any of your friends. Or family. Execpt your minons and that was an accident."

She sighs. "If you tell me you love me, I'm gonna f*****g scream."

I wrinkle my nose. "I don't love you. You're a grade A b***h, who steals my food, and seems to be stuck in high school."

She shrugs. "Good answer."

I snort. "As if you could bear to leave me," I purr, I pull her into my arms, nibbling on her earlobe.

She says nothing, but arching her neck, making me smirk.

"Anyway, I think for practical purposes, you're my girlfriend."

Now it's her turn to wrinkle her nose. I kiss it, getting up.

There better be some f*****g Oreos. I'm not even f*****g joking right now.

"So basically, you want a relationship?" She asks me from the couch, turning on the TV.

"We have a relationship," I murmur. Thank God! It was about to be a homicide.

"No we don't! Gimme some!" I take some out of the pack, rolling my eyes. "How aren't you fat? You eat more Oreos than a human should."

She snatches them, turning on some Anime. Personally, I think anime looks weird, but it's all over my Netflix, thanks to her.

I told her, make your own account and put that s**t on it. But did she? Of course not!

So what do I see whenever I turn on my Netflix? Seven Deadly Sins, Naruto, Sakii, and Black Butler.

She starts squealing, and I know this conversation is over.

"Yassss! Sebastian."

I saint at her while she fangirl over a demon.

"I'm just one hell of a butler." The demon says.

I roll my eyes. "C'mon! How cheesy is that!"

She glared at me ferociously. I duck away, with my Oreos.

"I'm going to watch porn," I announce.

"Don't jerk off," She waves me away, "Get! You ruin everything."

Well f**k you too!

"Don't touch my f*****g snacks!" I come back out.

How the hell...

Every snack I have is all over the coffee table. How did she get it so quick? That's it! I'm not going shopping! I'm sick of it! She's buying food and I'm gonna eat it.

I grumble, being kicked out of my Netflix, my Netflix, and she says we're not in relationship.

If it's not a relationship, she's a bum!

A cute bum. Whatever. I'll steal her card later and buy everything she just ate.

I come back out, I forgot my Dr. Pepper.

There's a steak on the tabke. I didn't even have steak!

"Where did the steak come from?!"

She shushes me, shooing me away, biting into the steak like an animal.

"Good God, woman!"

She directs a vicious stare at me, steak between her teeth. I melt away, like literally, to the floor.

She's magic. Also, she scares me. Also, anime may be a summoning of the devil.

"Sasakeeeee!"

That's not even the same show! Is time moving differently for her?!

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A cute little chapter. What did you think?