THEODORE I was sick and tired of hanging around the hospital, but nothing exhausted me more than acting like I gave a s**t. I stayed here all night. All. Damn. Night. Carl kept talking about her accident like it had been life-threatening when, in reality, it really hadn't. She was fine. In fact, the only reason why she was still hospitalized was that she was trying to see how far she'd be able to milk this story. I didn't mean to be a d**k about the whole situation, but that was how I felt. I knew Carmella long enough to know this. The hours kept passing and I was still here. f**k, I was bored out of my mind. Everyone had already come and gone twice and I was still here, sitting around and doing absolutely f**k all. I contemplated heading inside her room and telling her that I

