"The tip says the adulterer's name is Jack Jones, Alpha of a southern tribe!" Leon said nonchalantly, "Isn't he the groom from the wedding? I've met him, he's just an average guy!"
"I've never had an illicit relationship with Jack!" I pleaded my innocence in a hushed voice, "We were just childhood friends, Jack was my first love... No, I was a little kid then . . . I..."
Shit, I am a terrible liar. The more I explain, the more I fail to explain. While I was still trying to figure out how to gently explain my relationship with Jake to Leon, he instead laughed easily.
"You don't have to explain, honey! I know you were in a relationship with Jack, and I know he married your sister! Of course, if he still misses you right now, I'll rip out every tooth!"
"So you believe in my innocence, rig
