"Not interested," I said. "I'm going to wait here for you, and when you get home you're going to tell me-in minute, filthy detail-all about your evening. I love the way you tell your stories, but frankly, I've heard them all several times now, and we need some new material."
Her smile spread even wider, and she said in a lecherous tone, "Are you going to eat my p***y while I tell you about who just f****d it? Are you going to suck some strange guy's c*m out of my cunt while I tell you how good it felt to have it stretched open and pounded by a big strange c**k?"
I smiled back at her, and said, "That's the deal."
She slid off the table into my lap, wrapped her arms around me, and kissed me hard. "I love you so much!" she said when she broke the kiss.
"I love you, too, my nymphomaniac sl
