"How did you find your first class of the semester?" I asked Debbie cheerfully. I wasn't even paying attention when she went on to tell me; I was engrossed in a fantasy. I imagined Professor Moore strolling across the lawn wearing nothing but a towel, his gaze fixed on me with each step. I'd spread my legs for him like a blossoming flower as he drop down to his knees and... "I need to get back to my apartment! I forgot to bring a book that I need for my next class!" I suddenly exclaimed, leaping from my seat and interrupting Debbie in mid-sentence. Debbie looked at me with skepticism, but she couldn't figure out what was wrong with me. I packed my belongings and prepared to leave before she could respond. "Let's meet in the dinning hall for launch!" As I hurried off in the direction of

