Three months later, our archaeological excavation came to a successful close. On the day I left the field site, my supervising archaeologist handed me a recommendation letter for a faculty position at Weston University. A week later, I officially joined the university as a professor. After completing my onboarding paperwork, I overheard several faculty members chatting in the office. "Didn't Professor Collins cancel his classes today? I haven't seen him around." "I heard he took the day off to finalize his divorce." "What? Didn't he just get married?" "You weren't here yet when it happened. From what I heard, Professor Collins divorced his first wife for reasons nobody understood, then married a former graduate student from his research group. But on their wedding day, something wen

