The Lore Of Ihnak

chapter 6: Trouble follows me

The moment I was in was the dream moment for all male orc adolescents-their penultimate dream and desire.Now well I was living it and dying as well in it or I would die a painful death later at the claws and fangs of these ladies whose bath I entered.

The good thing was that I got to see dozens of naked orc women which is the dream of every guy but the bad news was here at the bath they will tear me out and at the streets their brothers,fathers, boyfriends,the guys she friendzoned,exes and all.They might be jealous I don't know.

Their screaming, shouting and their hurling abuses meant they weren't going to listen to any excuses.I know women are a thing of beauty and booty but angry women I don't think so.

As I was dodging every claw strike and trying to climb the pot I slipped on the thing that we rub our bodies with and it was slippery.

Slippery gave me an idea.Slippery means I could quickly move past rows of angry women. I quickly caught  another one of these things.Smooth and fast is what I needed.

I tore some of the breast robes hanging around and tied  my feet to those slippery creatures and started rolling through the watery floors.

Humans would copy me ten years later and do this with wheels and call this skating.

So for simplicity purpose call this skating.

Musih my benchmate,Shnah my friend and some more- oh no I said to myself  as I saw one or two known faces there and I tied some breast robes on my face.Heck even the eye candies of my makrah and my neighborhood were there.I got where no guy has dared to go and many tried and failed.Me and my boys had this fantasy although no one attempted.

But first of all I should live to brag about it.I  skated through rows of angry women who tried to stop me with their bosoms and behinds coming in the way.Luckily I jumped and climbed on a tank and went deep.I opened the outlet and literally flew onto the streets in full force.

I should have known the simple fact that these outlets are opened when there is no water and they are small enough for cleaning goblins to enter.Now with the fool force of water I came to the streets drenching the people on the main road as well.Great now what.Couldnt these idiots put a window in the hammam?Why did they have to put this outlet on the street?

Why do these things always happen to me?

I remembered the day they had an exhibition of weaponry making in my makrah last month.Apparently they had invited the owner of Gruknah Armoury which makes some of the best ranged weapons.

Our Makrah had made some leading pupils make ranged weapons like catapults,longbow,crossbow,throwing knives,mini balista and too many to remember.The council of teachers were reluctant to take me but then they remembered my dad is friends with the local orc leaders and one of them was the makrah sponsor.so they took me in which they later regretted but believe me I regretted more

Our narcissistic and grumpy owner also decided to unveil his statue the same damn day.

The catapult guy was the annoying Puiha and his brother Prush who were making faces at me as I made a simple long bow.I got pissed and I released an arrow to show it can make another hole in their bum.My bow wasn't a simple long bow I worked hours on the wood which took hours to chop and hours to bring home.

So the arrow instead of hitting them hit their catapult string which released the friggin real boulder they brought and unfortunately or purposely had it aimed at the statues head.

The function was going well and as soon as Grumpy owner removed the cover the boulder knocked his head off in front of all students and guests and his head went flying off and broke the guest’s carriage and his wargs ran off .Ofcourse all blame came to me at the end of the day and I was about to be expelled but dad came and had to pay extra fee to get me educated for a whole year.Honestly I had no fault and still I don't.Who would explain it to a crowd of grumpy orcs,trolls,goblins and ogres.

I escaped by hiding in a hay cart and after some distance I got off at the lower city which I despised but a great way to hide

Houses in the lower sector of the town has houses connected to one another which is great for chases.My district has a huge population density exploited by landlords who build stacks and stacks upon houses and wobbly structures.Yes that was my surrounding neighborhood.I grabbed on the ledge and climbed up a roof and I jumped off to the adjacent street which led me to the middle city where I lived.

I cautiously walked around my neighborhood.I was scared in the place where I grew up.

I quickly jumped a fence and climbed up someone's balcony and reached the roof and I sneakily entered my house.I decided going through the front door would be risky.I jumped a couple of roofs and reached my house roof where I collapsed due to fatigue.I rested my hand on some thing which seemed to move away and I heard a huge thum sound and shouts in the next house.I ignored the sound as the husband next door was abusive and beat his wife and two ugly daughters frequently.

I didn't care as I was too tired to care.It was one hell of a day and I dozed off without a care in the world on my roof unaware of what was to come.