Devil in a Blue(ish) Dress September 12th “I will break your face,” I hear Houston say as soon as Anastasia leaves the shop. “No harm done, mate,” replies Eric. “She’s checking me out. Not the other way around.” “I will break your face.” I stay out of it. Houston won’t really hit him. And Eric knows Houston won’t hit him. And we all know that Eric has no interest in Anastasia and is only being polite to her. So I let the boys sort out their machismo issues without interjecting. Eric is now officially my exchange student. He started two days ago. First time he called Anastasia “luv” I thought she would faint. I reminded Anastasia before she left the shop today that she needs to use proper lifting methods, particularly if she is going to start wearing short skirts to work in an effort

