A love shot

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I was initially going to do a non-mating ability but then I thought “Ah, screw it” (pun semi-intended). All of the best ones have to do with mating anyway. So… Imagine you're walking about somewhere and suddenly a little dart hits you. And soon after you start feeling horny. Yup, there's an animal that does just that. Everyone meet the Borneo Hills Ninja Slug. They do this in order to attract mates. “Mom, how did you meet dad?” “Well sweetie we met after your dad shot me.” Apparently cupid exists and he is a slug. Ignore: I was initially going to do a non-mating ability but then I thought “Ah, screw it” (pun semi-intended). All of the best ones have to do with mating anyway. So… Imagine you're walking about somewhere and suddenly a little dart hits you. And soon after you start feeling horny. Yup, there's an animal that does just that. Everyone meet the Borneo Hills Ninja Slug. They do this in order to attract mates. “Mom, how did you meet dad?” “Well sweetie we met after your dad shot me.” Apparently cupid exists and he is a slug.
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