What if You had the most Terrifying Animal Ability

You'll Regret the Enjoyment

I’ll write this from a guy's perspective because that’s kinda what I only know.

Imagine:

You go home with a girl. You are in the sheets, making out. She has long flowing dark hair, silky smooth skin. Your bodies are rolling around in the sheets, slowly taking each other’s clothes off.

Eventually, you get it on and have some great s*x.

She moans and moans and moans and moans and screams and wakes the neighbours up.

Later—you are laying on the bed, relaxing, enjoying a post-sesh buzz. She is laying on your chest, smiling.

Then—she stands up. She walks down to the end of the bed.

She turns around and looks at you.

And suddenly, her skin and eyes begin changing, hair grows on her arms. Thick eyebrows come in. Her shoulders broaden. She squints her eyes, clenching. Her neck gets thicker. Hair begins popping up along her legs.

Her long hair retreats back into her head.

Her feet grow.

You kick your feet and slide back against the end of the bed. Your heart racing.

She gets taller. Her “special place” suddenly changes.

Your eyes grow wide…. then you realize…w-w—wait….that isn’t her anymore.

It’s your friend Kyle. And he’s standing there naked.

He smiles and says,

“Bro—why you so scared. We totally just banged. Gotchya!”

Clownfish can change genders.