Sam 1999
"This is the final boarding call for flight BA9723," The ground crew announced over the loudspeaker. As the boarding line starts to dissipate, I decide now is the best time to join it. I do this for every flight, wait until almost everyone has boarded and then make my way on, it was something my Mum used to do and I'd panic that we'd miss the flight as we sat back and watched everyone scramble up to be first on but by hanging back I'm almost guaranteed that every wanker who rushed on first is now settled in their sets and I can just breeze on through the clear aisle without being pushed and shoved, it's not a foolproof plan, theres always someone who is blocking an aisle, trying to grab items out of their carry on, that they threw up into the overhead compartment.
"Let's go,
