You don't realise how little attention you pay to your phone when it has no apps, when it only has the ability to call and text, which your phone company is going to charge a small fortune for you to do. I'm starting to wonder why anyone even bothered owning a phone before f*******:, i********: and Snapchat were invented and if I do send a text, I have to fit everything I want to say into 160 characters without the option of emojis. On the plus side, though, the battery life has lasted 3 days without needing to be charged and it was still sitting at half full, which I discovered on Tuesday morning when I dug my phone out of my handbag, where it had been forgotten about since Sunday. I laughed at myself when I saw that it was set to silent mode, a habit that I now live by because I hate the

