Breaching the Tower I watched and waited for the sentry to finish his chat with the guard. I couldn’t blame the guy for not wanting to get back to walking the perimeter when he could keep gabbing with her, but his chitchat was messing with my timetable. Thankfully the guard’s flirty smile turned to a frown as he pushed his luck too far. He’d made a rooky mistake when he didn’t take his eyes off her cleavage. Women, I have realised, like it when you make eye contact and don’t rush it. That tactic has won me many a fair maiden’s trust and gotten me into all sorts of exciting places. The sentry beat a hasty retreat once she shot him down. Finally, it was clear to make my move. I just hoped the i***t hadn’t ruined my chances of catching her in an amenable mood. Once he was around the corner

