Chapter 29Kale Omlet wasn’t the least bit upset about Ben Thornton’s claim. In fact, it was actually going to work out much better for him and his blog. Mainstream media had scooped him on the big declaration coming straight from Thornton’s mouth, but Omlet still had clear-as-a-bell footage of Thornton’s d**k in someone else’s. The “I’m gay! I’m gay!” recording obviously wasn’t exclusive. The oral s*x tape damned well better be. It’ll make even more of a splash considering Thornton’s bald-face lie, Omlet thought. He was holding the video for just the right moment, possibly before the team finals, possibly the individual events. In the meantime, Omlet knew who recorded Thornton’s parental confession—one of the parties who had. There might have been more. He could always get the informant

