Chapter 33Mission accomplished, Kale Omlet was back at his keyboard. His latest acquisition, on a scale of Thornton on his buddy’s shoulders to Thornton getting head from a bloke, was somewhere in the middle. It was salacious enough to get a few clicks, yet tame enough to bridge the gap between the other two as a teaser of what was to come. It was definitely Thornton, and he was definitely partaking in man on man action. Omlet typed up a headline. Ben Thornton: “I’m Not Gay.” This Photo of Him Locking Lips in the Dark of Night with Another Male Athlete Says Otherwise It wasn’t particularly pithy, but it would do.

