24. LORAINE
I’m sure when Alan offered me this first date he didn’t imagine he was going to end up with an ice pack on his face. Seeing that I had taken charge of the operations, he walked over to see if I needed any help but found himself in the path of the spat out piece that landed directly in his eye. After investigation, it was determined that it was a cherry used to decorate the slice of cake ordered by the unfortunate woman and that, for some mysterious reason, she didn’t see fit to chew. However, Alan, far from complaining, first inquired about Annette’s health (this is the first name of his aggressor with exotic fruit) by checking her general condition, before reporting to the paramedics who arrived in the wake of this drama. It was only after their arrival that he asked if it was possible
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