Episode4
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"About how you looked last night." I thought this was the most effective answer.
"You... pervert." She seemed angry but not really, leaving me a bit confused.
"No, no, I'm not a pervert!" I defended. "If I were a pervert, humanity would probably go extinct."
"Hmph, nonsense."
"No, really. In that situation last night, I let you go. If I'm a pervert, then normal humans would have no desires, and humanity would go extinct."
"Hmph, sophistry."
"I'm wronged! Do you know why dinosaurs went extinct? Because one day, aliens added aesthetic genes to their DNA, and they suddenly found female dinosaurs ugly, so they went extinct!"
"You're full of nonsense." She seemed to let me off. "How many girls have you tricked with this?"
"Your honor, I'm wronged! What I said is true. If you don't believe me, provide evidence to prove me wrong."
"Hmph." She tried hard to refute me, completely forgetting to question my guilt.
I deliberately didn't answer the latter question, confusing the issue. I call this move the Great Shift of the Universe, often used by politicians. I learned and applied it, and it worked well.
"See, I'm not a pervert. I'm a gentleman!" I further confused the issue.
"Alright." She reluctantly said, "You have a point."
"Hehe, true gold fears no fire," I said, pretending to be honest.
"Hmph."
After this playful exchange, we suddenly didn't know what to say and fell silent.
"Clack, clack, clack..." I was so cold that my teeth were chattering.
"You're really cold," she noticed.
"Yes, clack, clack."
"So, what should we do? I still want to sit here," she said.
I looked at her. She was dressed much warmer than me, no wonder she wasn't cold.
"I..." I was about to say I didn't know, but suddenly an idea flashed, and I blurted out, "Hugging you would keep me warm!"
As soon as I said it, I regretted it. Saying such a bold request to someone I had only met twice was too much.
"You..." She seemed ready to scold me or even slap me.
Sigh... Liu Mingxiong, you're such an i***t, a big fool, a big pervert. Saying such a thing, you've ruined your only chance to have a beautiful girlfriend! You big jerk, prepare to go on blind dates with different dinosaurs every week and finally marry a not-so-dinosaur-like dinosaur who will drain your essence, squeeze your money, and use ten centimeters of powder to cover her dinosaur skin so you won't scratch it when you touch her.
If you have a few little dinosaurs, besides being tormented by the dinosaur every day, you'll only be able to fantasize about having little swans with her.
In the end, with the last bit of time left, you'll regret saying that sentence back then every day.
"Alright!" "Come closer."
Oh my god! Thank you, God! Thank you, Buddha! Amen! Amitabha! Allah bless!
I don't remember how I moved closer, how I put my arm around her shoulder, or how I held her. I was probably repeating those phrases in different combinations in my mind.
When I came to my senses, I was holding Yang Ying with my right hand, holding hot coffee with my left, tasting rich and pure coffee in my mouth, and smelling her enchanting hair fragrance with my nose.
I was intoxicated.
"Achoo!"
Suddenly, the beauty in my arms, facing the wind, sneezed a big one, covering me with her spray. I had no time to dodge.
"Sorry, sorry," she quickly apologized.
"Can you sit on the other side?" she asked.
"You?" A question arose in my mind.
"People... people get cold too. Sit on the other side to block the wind for me."
The truth was revealed! I was a windbreaker! I was being self-indulgent!
"Oh, I see!" Seeing her honesty and the chance to take advantage, I decided to be the windbreaker.
After switching positions, she indeed snuggled up tightly, seeking warmth.
"I really want to sit here and watch the sunset, but it's so cold. Thank you!" she explained. "I think if we stay close, it won't be as cold, and I can watch the sunset."
"Okay!" With a beauty in my arms, speaking softly, I had to accompany her.
But thinking carefully, besides this opportunity, if I want to hold a beauty in my arms, I would have to work hard to make a lot of money quickly, like those tech tycoons. Otherwise, forget it.
So, I endured until the sun set, almost freezing to death.
- Writer
