How a god Lives His Everyday Life

A visit to my grandparents

Jared: g-grand parents? I thought I dont have any.

Jay rolls his eyes and says "well duh, how else would I or Fedra be born?"

Jared: well I thought you created both of yourselves.

Jay: *sigh*

Jared: so u-

Jay: oh you want to meet them? Alright then, we can meet them today, we can meet the other side tomorrow, so who should we meet first?

Jared: uh, we sho-

Jay: Fedra's parents? Alright then I'll tell Fedra if she wants to come with us.

I stared at Jay with an annoyed look and said "can you atleast let me finish"

Jay: no thank you.

Dad teleported to where mom was

(also for those who forgot "" - - - "" means your point of view, Jay's, Fedra's, etc, except Jared's)

"" Jay: Fedra, do you want to visit your parents?

Fedra, who was laying in bed while playing a game called agomus just slightly raises her head and says "no thank you"

Jay: eh? Are you sure you wouldn't? I mean Jared and I are going to visit the-

Fedra stood up, grabs Jay's hair (tho its useless since Jay isnt feeling any pain) abd immediately says "hehehe j-just kidding I was just joking, l - lets meet them alright.

Jay: hmm alright then.""

Jay teleports infront of me with Fedra and says "alright, then lets go" with a smug on his face

Jared: anyways, where do they even live?

Fedra: well those guys live in another universe

We teleported there and well, it looks like a garden, I started to look around and I seem to find someone.

In an instant a dark aura with red eyes just teleported in front of me, and suddenly hugged me.

Dark aura: mhmmmm you are so big now.

Jared: w-who are you?

Jay snaps his fingers and I saw what it looks like. Its appearance is like a 20 year old man, red eyes, and a thin structure.

Dark aura: hm me? Well my name is Luke Arthur.

A woman teleports left side of Luke Arthur

Luke Arthur: And this is your grandmother, Annie Arthur.

(they share the same last name because they are married obviously and they aren't related)

I rubed my eyes and looked at Annie Arthur, looked at mom, looked at Annie again, and said "both of you almost look the same except" I looked at mom and said "well mom is shorter and you have blue eyes grandma"

Mom clicks her tongue and said "damn it, why is my true form really short?"

Jared: anyways, uh did something happened between you three? I mean, Fedra doesn't want to visit you two

(how he learns about the conversation? Well he heard about it)

Fedra clicks her tongue again, clings unto me and said" well because they stole you from me!"

I was shocked

Luke Arthur rolled his eyes and said "don't believe what she says Jared, she only says that because your first words were my name."

Fedra: thats right, you stole him from me!!!

I took a deep breath, exhaled and said "phew, I thought my grandparents kidn*pped me"

Fedra who was still clinging unto my arm clings harder that I can feel a bit pain said "well they did, they stole your first words from me!!!"

Annie: shut up you mini me, if Jared says Jay's bame then you would be fighting.

Fedra: heh? Who do you call mini you? I am my own person, and if Jared says Jay's name I will not be angry at him.

Annie: eh? How do we know

Fedra: well because im the best wife!

Luke: says whos name wasn't said first, oh wait it was the last of us! !

Fedra's face turned red and says "w-w-well, YOU PROBABLY MIND CINTROLLED HIM"

(anyways chats that is inside (-) means Jay and the writer is talking, or any information that you probably want to know)

(Jay: Writer, when can I say a few words?

CA: hmmm you can say cowabunga

Jay: great idea)

Jay suddenly screams "COWABUNGA"

And well all of us looked at him with confused looks.

Luke: yeah, I prefer Jay's old personality that was really cool, serious, and a bit quiet

Fedra with a "-_-" says "thats a thung I agree from you old man.

When it was 12 o clock Jay looks at his watch and says "hmm its 6 o clock pm, so its 8 o clock pm on their world"

Jared: 6 o clock oh ok then, anyways, why do you only care about Brinatia's time zone anyway?

Jay: well because it is the official time zone everyone uses to calculate date.

Jared: oh, well the chinese have 12 months.

Jay: well they are late then.

Jay: anyways, we should be heading to my parents world.

Mr and ms Arthur: Yeah you should.

Jared: where do they live?

Jay: well another universe. So Fedra, Jay lets get going now

Jay teleports us in a planet, weeeeeell uh it smells like alcohol.

Jay: *sigh* that man really likes alcohol so you can blame him for the smell