I͟v͟y͟ "Oh my goddess, Ethan!" I burst into giggles at Ethan's lame joke. He's far from being a dad but it's the worst dad joke I've ever heard. "What?" He's sitting in the other end of the velvet couch, his sock covered feet stretched out beside me. I wiggle my own sock covered feet. Mine are extra thick and extremely fluffy with silicone spots on the bottom to keep me from slipping. I've never had so many nice things. Ethan reassures me constantly that it's not that expensive and I'm hoping not. I've been looking through sss and I guess stuff isn't that expensive, at least some of the time. Online shopping is a completely new experience for me and it's kinda strange. I don't know how much stuff is supposed to cost. It's literally been five years since I was allowed to leave the pa

