6 THE TALE OF BEFORE Hokum led them into what Michael guessed was the living room, filled with plump chairs and footrests all in deep greens and browns. The walls were sky-blue pink, and the carpet was made out of some sort of moss. Altogether, the effect was something like watching a sunset while in the woods. Somehow, Hogwash had got there ahead of them and was now waiting with a large teapot and four cups, setting them down on a low wooden table as they walked in. Michael saw that as well as cups, there was also a selection of fat, colourful cakes and a jug of milk. He realised he was ravenous. 'Ramble, stop staring at them and eat, will you? That's what you used to do whenever we made cake,' Hogwash said, noticing how Michael was eyeing up the snacks. 'These are just the ones we ma

