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Dr. Beam’s Theological Thesis
Stanley scraped his right hoof over the floor of his stall three times. “Same old s**t,” he said, quite pleased with himself.
“Many of you have asked how is it that we’re God’s chosen people when the bible says that the Jews are God’s chosen people. The answer is a simple one,” thus began Reverend Hershel Beam. “The question is framed as such: How and when did the Jew forever forfeit his claim as God’s Chosen? One should remember his claim comes from the Old Testament, notably Deuteronomy, Genius, and Numbers, and state their closeness to God, and their claim as the descents of the ancient Israelites. They claim that they are God’s chosen people because they chose to enter into a covenant with God. However, by the time we come to the New Testament, even
