…distract yourself all you want, but don’t lie to it, it never works.
CAMERON
As it would turn out, not only do the taps actively try to kill you but the blinds are automated as well and at the dot of seventy thirty in the morning, they start to slide open, casting bright and honestly to my sleep-addled eyes, blinding sunlight straight onto my face.
I groan, tossing in the bed I don't recall getting into and feeling like a vampire about to disintegrate.
Hoping the curtains are somehow voice activated, I mumble varying synonyms of the word “Close” but they remain stubbornly open and the sun remains on my face.
“Oh screw you.” I mumble and with my eyes still closed, angrily toss a pillow in the direction of the warm light.
The pillow lands but not on the floor.
“Well, someone is the m
