The door to their dorm room flew open, followed by a series of groans, mumbles, and sighs from an overly-dramatic André who was trying too hard not to fall asleep in the middle of playing a video game. “You know, most people knock,” André said and tossed the game console towards one of the empty beanbags. “But then again, I suppose you’re not most people.” “I’ve been calling you for thirty minutes!” Ino exclaimed and sighed sharply, pulling André up by the arm. “Your ex wanted to discuss the documentary project. She said she’s taking over.” “Ooh, kinda like an invasion?” “Yeah. She and her ‘gal pals’ are heading here. Do you plan on doing anything with your underwears?” He kicked a pile of dirty laundry out of his way and plopped down on André’s bed. “Wait, they’re coming here?” it wa

