The Plight of Chloe McMurderess, continued …
The Plight of Chloe McMurderess, continued …I’m dreaming of a shite Christmas
I’m dreaming of a shite ChristmasJust like the ones I’ve always known
Just like the ones I’ve always knownWhen Father Christmas never comes
When Father Christmas never comesAnd all my hopes forever blown,
And all my hopes forever blown,And I’m sick of living on my own
And I’m sick of living on my ownI’m dreaming of a shite Christmas
I’m dreaming of a shite ChristmasJust like the ones I’ve always had
Just like the ones I’ve always hadWhen sharp knives glisten
When sharp knives glistenAnd nobody listens
And nobody listensAnd rapists never get nabbed,
And rapists never get nabbed,May your days be crappy and sad
May your days be crappy and sadAnd all your Chris
