The Dark Alpha Prince Hybrid Billionaire Mate

Chapter IV = The ceremony

-night time-

As I arrive at the moon ceremony, Jared gestures for me to stand with him. My other friend, designated single other good female character who isn't a b***h, is with us too. I call her dsogfcwiab for short. Like evil b***h, I'm sure she has a name but it isn't really relevant to me so I don't know it. I call her dsog for short though because I am just realising what a pain dsogfcwiab is to typ- I mean, pronounce in my inner monologues. Luckily dsog isn't as pretty or smart as me so she doesn't steal my spotlight. Wait...did I just say I'm pretty? I mean, I'm totally ugly but guys all seem to think I'm pretty for some reason. I mean...wait...I'm confused....could I possibly be pre-

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-paradox detected-

-attempting reboot-

-night time v2-

As I arrive at the moon ceremony, Jared gestures for me to stand with him and my other friend, dsog. I take a moment to lament my ugliness, especially in the radiant silky velvety satin dress I'm wearing, which clings to my body and accentuates my voluptuous curves in an uncomfortable way. -sigh- I hate my body.

As I take my place, the pack digamma steps up onto the podium. "Thank you for all coming. As you know, the moon ceremony is a sacred tradition in which the Prince alpha dark chooses a mate. It takes place every 100 years during a blood moon. *Yes, we established this literally a few paragraphs ago, no one needs another info dump* my inner wolf says snarkily. The digamma continues, "Also, we have been at war with vampires for a thousand years. That isn't relevant right now, but it might come up later. Thats called foreshadowing. Meanwhile, if we're doing an exposition dump, there is also a magical prophecy about a girl with purple eyes who will unite the warring races of werewolf, vampire, angel, demon, mermaid, fairies, witch, elf, unicorn and dragon. Also this world is called Terra, it's like earth only it has magic and no social services. We are the eclipse pack, our alpha is only 20 for some reason and - "

He is interrupted by the pack epsilon hurriedly snatching the microphone from him. "Yes, thank you for weaving that world building smoothly into the story". Addressing the audience he smiled patronisingly. "Don't worry if you didn't catch all of that, I'm sure it'll all be repeated next chapter. And the next. And the next. And now, without any more distractions, I'd like to welcome our dark alpha Prince billionaire to the stage !!"