THE RIDE OUT TO THE shack that Wanda (Madam Zora) shared with her brother was a little ways out of town. Myrtle always knew she was getting closer because the church signs became more and more ominous as she approached. They started out with a heartfelt Jesus loves you, before moving on to the slightly more pointed Forbidden fruit creates many jams. By the time she finally puttered up to the turnoff for Wanda’s house, the last sign said Choose the bread of life or you are toast.
The small house where Crazy Dan and Wanda lived was entirely covered with hubcaps. The pair supposedly made their living from selling hubcaps, bait, and psychic readings. Myrtle had a feeling they probably received a little government help in the form of Social Security or disability pay, too.
Myrtle carefully
