“Hey you guys!” suddenly interrupted Lauren, “If you have progressed to bettering my methods, I guess it’s finally time for you to move beyond kindergarten. Naturally pegging your man is barely the beginning of owning him. You have to daily discipline his ass as well. Look there Donna: while you’re laughing and joking, your beautiful new whip lies forgotten! And I know you chose first that killer paddle Cara, but for now Slut-boy’s ass is currently busy. Or can’t you hear our incredibly athletic Kristi panting and screaming and f*****g it for all she’s worth? In case you’ve forgotten I also gave you a state-of-the-art hand-held man-zapper, and made sure it that was fully charged. Why don’t you see if you can locate it? Then instead of lounging around criticizing our infinitely more experie
