“A bad beginning makes a bad ending.” – Euripides
PLAIN JANE"S JOURNAL
I"m broke. This great idea has a fatal flaw, and that"s it. Zero money. As soon as my head began to function again this morning, I first said to myself, screw my boss and my dream job, then I paused briefly to look at the pictures of Todd on my phone. (Still can"t delete those perfect abs.) I should have known from all the old Greek tragedies that the all those great-bodied gods are always assholes. Especially if they"re named Todd.
Then this Plain Jane got to work.
Holy crap, there are a lot of Jane Waldens. Even several Jane Emma Waldens. But I"ll stick to the just plain "Jane Waldens" (pun intended – wait, is that a pun or irony? If I"m going to be a real writer I should know that. Anyway…). To find the most inte
