Ma was then taken to the green room, and we were taken to our seats. Afterwards, we were told we could join her backstage, perhaps even meet the man himself, one Mister Jay Leno. I wasn’t a fan of his, just a fan of celebrity in general. In fact, I’d probably pee myself if we actually met Katie Couric. I was even contemplating wearing Depends once I found out from Ma that Sean Penn was going to be on before her.
Anyway, back to the studio. It was smaller looking in person, and the seats were much farther back from the stage than I’d expected. Between us and the set were the camera equipment and crew, and ample quantities of both.
“Should’ve brought my binoculars,” I only half joked, nervous for Ma, even more so being sandwiched between Trevor and Brian, with my grandparents and aunt behi
