“Congratulations, slave. You have completed my specialized twelve-step program – though not in the manner I originally anticipated or would have approved of. Still, life is like that. Often the most carefully constructed plans produce unanticipated results as unexpected factors intervene. At least as per my promise you will never drink alcohol again or indeed anything other than water or urine. And you’ve learned more than you’d ever have dreamed of about discipline, haven’t you? Now, for better or worse, the year is up. So I hereby formally name you Kuso, which is Japanese for ‘excrement’.
“In other words, your name is s**t, exclusively and forever. That is what is stamped on your ass and face. Now we must see to your supremely appropriate and fabulously gratifying ultimate eternal modif
