Chapter 12 Derek Hayden: I’m on my way to the stadium. Me: Text me when you’re five minutes away. I’ll meet you at the gate. Hayden: Will do. “Dude, who the f**k are you texting? Everyone you know is right here,” Chris exclaimed. He tried to grab my phone, and I smacked him upside the head. “It’s none of your f*****g business, dickface.” Chuckling, he rubbed his head and waggled his eyebrows. “Is it a woman?” I dropped my bag on the floor and opened it up. We had about an hour before the game, and everyone was putting on their gear, pumped for the first pre-season game. Chris sat down beside me on the bench, nudging me with his elbow. “You didn’t answer me, cocksucker. Is it a woman?” “Yes, it’s a woman. Can you shut the f**k up now?” He burst out laughing. “Well, I’ll be damned.

