Episode 66 - Likewise‘Swiss Hotel’, Nice, France, 1 January I hear my mobile ringing. I dart out of the bathroom, leaving a trail of foam behind me. Grabbing the phone, I look at the display – ‘Mohammed’. I toss the mobile on the bed and step back under the shower. The ringing starts again. The calls come insistently one after the other. Ready to give in, I am about to answer but the thought of standing naked and talking to Mohammed doesn't appeal to me. If it had been the ‘charming young man’, I think, it would have been a different matter. The rest of the day spend in bed, texting to my parents and friends, wishing them a happy New Year. In the evening Mohammed calls again. This time, I answer. 'Happy New Year!' he shouts, enthused. 'Happy New Year to you too ... ' I reply. 'Did y

