“Tell me about your progress,” he says, taking a seat beside me but still keeping his distance. That I can do. I narrate my attempts to find good ambassadors of the brand and he gives me a few suggestions. Without realizing it, I laugh with him when he tells me about his meeting with his idol of youth, a high level athlete. “Who’s on your list of people you’d like to sleep with?” I ask. “I don’t have such a list.” He pretends to be offended. Seeing my mocking air, he surrenders. “Fine, I’ve always had a soft spot for Sandra Bullock.” “I was expecting a younger woman with an ample bosom. Sandra Bullock is a respectable choice.” “Nice to know you approve. What do you have to say?” “Hang on because I have several. When I was younger, it was Pierce Brosnan. During my studen

