BREED MORE GOATS
As you are well aware, the population of Ukraine is a milk-demanding sucker. Hence it follows we need milk, milk and more milk. Everyone knows that if we don’t give children milk, they turn to potatoes and salted cucumbers. And when you refuse them potatoes and everything else, the children die. And this, as you all know, is a detrimental thing…
Milk is obtained from cows. But now, because the drought has destroyed our harvests, the population has destroyed the cows. And as you all know, dead cows give no milk. Hence it follows we should turn to goats.
Goats have their advantages. They are only one third the size of cows and consume a sixth of the food. And yet cows and goats produce the same quantity of milk, since goat’s milk is eight times as nutritious as cow’s milk
