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"The old man next door is always staring at me," I say into the phone as I frown at the selection of clothes in my too small closet.
"So, maybe you should go over there, take your clothes off, and sit on his couch for a while. I bet he gives you the old man d**k," My totally unhelpful best friend Abby says to me.
I roll my eyes as I take out a skinny pair of jeans. If I'm going to go lose my virginity to the old neighbor, I might as well look good.
"Why did I agree to go to this stupid timeshare seminar with you again?" I ask her as I pull off my tank top and pull on a black lace bra.
Since Abby and I had been freshmen at Notre Dame, we've been inseparable. She was there to help me through the pain of being dumped by my high school sweetheart right before we s
